Hello there, I’m Thumper and you are very welcome to my Blog. I have been posting comments on other folk’s blogs for a while now and feeling increasingly guilty for not keeping one myself so this is an attempt to remedy this. Also, if I keep a blog myself I feel that I will be entirely justified in going to other’s blogs and shouting and swearing at them to post stuff more frequently. I reckon it’ll be perfectly acceptable to do this as long as I post once a week (and I’m perfectly prepared to just post YouTube videos in order to satisfy this mind, let’s be clear).
So there you are, and if you’ve arrived here because you searched on “Carol Vorderman nude” on Google and I’ve just typed it there then I’m sorry as you’ll doubtlessly be disappointed with the thin gruel that’s on offer here. BUT, you can follow the links over there on the right to other blogs where you will see how this thing is done properly.
Excellent, you finally got one. Unlike that Gilbert Wham fellow. He needs to get hisself a blog, to be sure.
I’m also pleased to see that you are doing so with precisely the same philosophy as myself. Now I just have to do one more post than you per week and the others won’t bully me as much. Hah, as if. It’s fine, bullying is character building. Y’HEAR? CHARACTER BUILDING!
Anyway, yes, hello.
There’s a lot of nonsense put about by wishy washy liberals about bullying John; I bullied lots of people at school and it never did me any harm.
Now then, to business. You are this Blog’s first foot and according to ancient Scotch wisdom to bring good luck a First Foot needs to be dark and handsome, so how do you measure up?
(Having said that, from my experience of New Years in Scotland, First Foots tend to be grizzled 60 years olds with 3/4 a bottle of Famous Grouse in them who slobber over your sister, so I’ll happily accept any improvement on that)
Thanks for the Blogroll
Haha, well I’m in the middle of the bottom photo on my last post, you slattern.
Phwoaa … *ahem*, yes, fine, I suppose you’ll do
Morag! You can through out the Rabbit’s foot hen! We’ll no’ be needing it!
Okay, where are our ‘welcome’ gifts, you know the t-shirts, pens, note paper and chocolates inscribed with your blog logo?
Nice blog name by the way.
I’ve got a tin of Italian dog food without a label if you’re interested, Heavenly.
And yes, I thought you would like the title, you dark hearted woman, you.
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, YOU FILTHY SCOTCH BASTARD.
Awww he passed by to say Hello.
And in block capitals too.
Now we can find out more about the enigma that is Thumper Plowman.
That is BA, if you can find out much from weekly postings of Kate Bush videos from YouTube, which is the most likely scenario for how this Blog will pan out.