Longpig

Help! I’m worried. You see, for a while now I’ve been noticing these “porchetta” animals in supermarkets and take away vans, and I’ve been getting more and more concerned. They seem to be some form of strange, elongated type of pig that comes in many different sizes, but I can’t find anything about them in [...]

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The Earl of Hell’s Waistcoat Women’s Section

In the comments for the last post, Daphne implied that a thread discussing whether or not W.A.S.P., Stryper and AC/DC were rubbish (A: yes, yes and pretty much yes after Bon died) may not appeal too much to the fairer sex. At first I thought she was still three sheets to the wind after one [...]

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Paul Stanley Guest Blogs

Alright!! How ya doin’!?!?! LET ME HEAR YOU!!! Alright, I wanna tell you that’s it great to be blogging for you here in *insert name of your home town/city*. You know, last night I was blogging in *insert name of local rival town/city 30-50 miles away* and they were telling me that *insert name of [...]

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Miracle Breakthrough Enables Lardarses to Exercise Without Getting out of Bed

Look at that picture above. It comes from a patent application from a surgeon in Nebraska that represents a development that could transform the lives of morbidly obese people everywhere.
The problem it seeks to solve is this: how can gargantuan fatties take the exercise needed to stop them being gargauntuan fatties if they’re so huge [...]

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Brought To You By The Letter T

I was tagged a couple of days back by Metal Guru Mr. H, in one of them meme things, to post 10 honest things about myself. Well, I started it, but soon realised that I’m a bit of a dull devil to be honest, and was struggling to get past number 5. Then I saw [...]

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